Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached it’s cruising altitude, the Captain announced,
Ladies and Gentlemen this is your Captain…..Welcome to flight 493.
non stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back and relax.
OH MY GOD…
Some moments later the Captain came back on the PA.
Ladies and Gentlmen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you a flight attendant accidentaly spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap, you should see the front of my pants.
One Newfie passenger yelled, Lord tundering jezis. you should see the back of mine.